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KITCHEN FUN WITH YOUR CAT |
1. Look in cookbook for cookie recipe. 2. Get cup of coffee. 3. Remove cat from cookbook. 4. Find a mouth-watering cookie recipe. 5. Remove cat's nose from coffee mug. 6. Get eggs from fridge. 7. Get dry ingredients from cupboard. 8. Break eggs in small bowl. 9. Sift dry ingredients in large bowl. 10. Answer the phone. 11. Observe that while on phone the cat ate the eggs; get more from fridge. 12. Remove cat from flour bowl and dust cat off. 13. Get Band-Aids for cat scratches on hands. 14. Throw flour out and get more. 15. Preheat oven for cookies. 16. Resist the urge to toss the cat in the oven. Cat disappears into bathroom. 17. Flour the counter to roll out cookie dough. 18. Crash reverberates from bathroom; run to see what happened. 19. Observe that cat has strewn toilet paper all over floor and knocked makeup and toiletries off of counter. 20. Yell at cat. Cat falls in toilet bowl. 21. Sense that cat is angry. 22. Remove cat from toilet and dry cat off. 23. Retrieve bandages to cover more scratches on arms and legs. 24. Clean bathroom. 25. Hear a thump in kitchen. (Oh brother...now what?) 26. Remove cat from floured kitchen counter. 27. Try to pick out cat hairs from flour. 28. Step on cat's tail and get bitten.. 29. Get coat, car keys, and go to store to buy cookies, bandages and catnip toy. |